RetrOgre Devlog 2-1

New week, new game, new Ogre. Game for make shoot – one hit, one kill. Theme: Spice Girls “Spice.” Not have heard since little ogre! Not big into pop at time, but have friend who was. Remember video say, “ZIG A ZIG AH!” Maybe that make game? Look out for every Zig?

But first, RetrOgre listen to album. RetrOgre not snob! Give all musics chance to be great.

Track one is most famous, Wannabe. High energy song. Much girl power. Slam your body down and wind it all around, zig-a-zig-ah. Video is girls run around, be irreverent fun times like mentos commercial.

Say You’ll Be There is slower love song. Beseech for say title of song! Video is incongruous. Girls doing punchy kicky, throw blades and boomeranges through water-filled glass target in desert. RetrOgre appreciate all dat leather, but does not see connection!

Third track: 2 become 1. On surface, maybe song about math. But is no about math! Song is about doin’ it!

Track four is Love Thing. Spice Girls have no patience for promises of love dat aren’t backed up. And dey have their own dreams to pursue! Girl power dreams!

Last Time Lover is next one. Girls have opinions about flirt, seduction, and kind of lover dey want. Maybe is also about doin’ it? RetrOgre not get subtext.

Mama is six, and it is about how dey love der moms. How sweet! Ogres have moms too, so RetrOgre really identify with dis one.

Track seven, Who Do You Think You Are is about obnoxious famous people. Excess of celebrity culture.

Something Kinda Funny is track 8, and was demo dat got da girls signed. Is funny in good playful way, not suspicious way. Personal freedom and empowerment and such. Gals being pals!

Track nine, Naked, is not about boobs and butts as you might think. No! Is about vulnerability and being open. Get mind out of gutter! Is vulnerability… as strength.

If U Can’t Dance at long last drop metaphor. Is just castigation of mans who can’t dance! Spice Girls say such a man is useless.

So with dat, RetrOgre needs to come up with game. After long thought, gonna make a game where you shoot tings dat zig-a-zig around. Maybe wit boomerangs or spinning blades! Gonna be a simple shooter. Minimal.